Catalog Living – Introvertanista

Mindful Mocking: Coffee Break

Larissa waited patiently by the chain link fence with the other Bat Girl hopefuls. She knew that her “Irish” coffee might slur her speech a bit, but she was sure that her pointy bodice and high-waisted midriff shorts would get her the part.

Mindful Mocking: No More Words

Little Tonya had played along with her mothers vapid ambitions long enough. Halfway into rehearsal, she threw down the microphone and froze. Ruining Tiffany’s “I Think We’re Alone Now” was the best way she could think of to alert her parents that her true dream was to become a forensic accountant and not Miss IttyContinue reading “Mindful Mocking: No More Words”

Mindful Mocking: Clones

I have been inspired by the lovely blog Catalog Living to put my natural mocking instinct “on paper”, if only to get the overflowing sarcasm out of my head. To this end I provide a JPG caught in the wild (web) and provide an appropriate (or in some cases inappropriate) caption. “Loxy, Moxy and FoxyContinue reading “Mindful Mocking: Clones”

Mindful Mocking: Borrowed Pants

I have been inspired by the lovely blog Catalog Livingto put my natural mocking instinct “on paper”, if only to get the overflowing sarcasm out of my head. To this end I provide a JPG caught in the wild (web) and provide an appropriate (or in some cases inappropriate) caption. “Although Marissa had repeatedly toldContinue reading “Mindful Mocking: Borrowed Pants”