Mindful Mocking: Clones

I have been inspired by the lovely blog Catalog Living to put my natural mocking instinct “on paper”, if only to get the overflowing sarcasm out of my head. To this end I provide a JPG caught in the wild (web) and provide an appropriate (or in some cases inappropriate) caption.

“Loxy, Moxy and Foxy had an overwhelming fear that despite their continued effort to dress dramatically different from one another, Jared the cute but dimwitted neighbor still thought they were all the same girl. Perhaps it was their shared love of neutrals, or perhaps it was the fact that they were genetically engineered clones.”